New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
