Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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