Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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