Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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