it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
