Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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