Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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