Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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