can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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