just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Alive.
So much puke
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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