can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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