i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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