Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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