And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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