Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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