If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I sprained my soul last night
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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