READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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