im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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