South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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