How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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