Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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