Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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