i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
In America we eat man semen.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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