So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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