literally had 100 drinks last night.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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