Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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