garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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