so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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