I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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