I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she looked like the before picture.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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