Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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