so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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