I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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