I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
and she was petting her beer can
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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