Walk of Shame. In a state park.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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