This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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