: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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