You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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