i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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