She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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