Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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