i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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