I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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