Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We left an ass print on the piano.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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