There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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