Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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