btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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