Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How drunk are you?
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