Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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