It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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