Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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